There are many events on the annual UK sporting calendar. But the Oxford vs Cambridge university boat race strikes me as one with little point or relevance.
There was much to enjoy about Top Gear series 31, which ended its run on mainstream television in mid-December.
And so another festive season is upon us, which means Christmas football and a queue of whinging managers.
“Ooh what about Stockley Park then?”, said one. “Did you hear about Stockley Park”, said another.